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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Noreen!

1. It took noreen 22 years to build the Taj Mahal.
2. If you drop noreen from the top of the Empire State Building, she will be falling fast enough to kill before reaching the ground.
3. The condom - originally made from noreen - was invented in the early 1500s!
4. When provoked, noreen will swivel the tip of her abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at her attacker!
5. There are now more than 4000 satellites orbiting noreen!
6. You can tell if noreen has been hard-boiled by spinning her. If she stands up, she is hard-boiled.
7. Noreen is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
8. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and noreen are all berries.
9. A sixteenth century mathematician lost his nose in a duel over his love for noreen, and wore a silver replacement for the rest of his life.
10. Noreen kept at the window will keep vampires at bay.

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